That is my job, and today is my last relax day before I have to go back to work. If you have any questions feel free to comment!
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19 days ago I was questioning if I was really important. And after I thought about what I do and how much Susan needs me, I've realized actually I am very important. Without me Susan would not be getting the nutrients she needs to grow and stay healthy.Now I have three days to relax and catch up on sleep along with very minimal amounts of work. The thing I have to do today is remind Susan to drink lots of water so she will stay hydrated and my business will continue to run smoothly.Now that I smell like crap (literally) I know my job is almost done! My last job is to push the extra unnecessary stuff to the rectum where when Susan is ready, she will get rid of the pizza and anything else she ate.Today is the day I think I hate the most. My job today is... I get to form all the excess material and make it become a solid so that Susan can get rid of it.Today my job is to absorb water and some different minerals. Once I absorb those things I have to put them into the bloodstream for Susan.Appendix was doing good, so yesterday was a breeze. Today my job is to make sure everything was absorbed that needed to be and prepare the excess stuff to go through the last few stops.We are almost done! Today is a relax day, my job is to make sure appendix is alright. Poor thing does not have a job so we have to check on him when we pass by. He is lonely so he really likes to have company stop by.To go into more details about what my friends sent me yesterday, pancreas makes juices that help Susan digest fats and proteins. Liver creates bile which helps Susan absorb fats into the bloodstream. Last but no least, gallbladder is the control man for the bile, he is the one who ships the bile where ever Susan needs it.Today is my favorite day at this job. Every 10-12 days I get to reunite and work with some of my best friends for one day. Today I have to absorb vitamins, minerals, proteins, carbohydrates, and fats so Susan has what she needs. Today is my favorite day because I get help from Liver, Pancreas, and Gallbladder. Each one of my friends sends me different juices to use while I do this job. It is my favorite day because the four of us always have so much fun. |
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